Halloween Grinch

I am officially the jerk of Halloween. I did not expect to be home during Trick or Treating hours so we didn't even get any candy. As it turns out, I ended up at the house. If it was anything like last year, we might get one doorbell ring. This year it was four doorbell rings but I didn't answer any of them because I didn't have any candy for the kids! I felt like such a jerk. I thought for a minute that maybe I could run out and get some candy but by the time I would get back it would probably be over. Then I thought, maybe I could trick the kids instead of treat them... open the door with a chainsaw or something and scare the crap out of them. As much fun as that sounded, kids these days wouldn't appreciate the horror humor of 'trick'.

Anyway, I guess that makes me the grinch of Halloween.