A local radio station, I think it's Kiss 103.5, often runs a skit of "One Minute inside a Woman's Head" which are often quite comical. It plays to the often distracted and completely disjointed thought process of many women; one of whom is my fiance. We have a great laugh about these skits when we hear them. So, I decided I would do "One Minute inside a Man's Head":
Man, I'm hungry. I wonder what's for breakfast. Damn, I know if I want something I'll have to cook it because I know the wife won't do it. So much for eggs and bacon...that reduces the choice to anything that will fit in the microwave. I wonder if we have leftovers. What did we have for dinner last night? Damn, I'm hungry. I don't want to go that meeting at 9am. That old bastard is always busting my balls. I'm kinda horny. No way the wife will go for that this early. Woah! Aim for the toilet bucko...that's gonna suck to clean up. Maybe I should turn the light on when I pee in the middle of the night?
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